Yuck. Hotel rooms. I feel your pain. When I stayed at the O'Hare Marriott my first room smelled like smoke. I demanded a new room and the second room was smaller and had blood and yellow stains on the bed. I demanded a new room again and the third room had stains on the bed, so I just cut my losses and had them change the sheets. Hotel rooms are discussing.

Maybe you guys should be staying in the Nissan Motel more often.

Maybe if you were backpacking more you wouldn't have to stay in hotels! Find a campsite or a traveling carnival and set up your tent. Suck it up, Nancy!

I'd prefer backpacking, too. I guess the no private restrooms are the kicker for Dave.